THAT ONE FUCKING TIME STEVE IRWIN GOT BIT ON A SHOW AND DIDN’T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK.

even the puppet backed the fuck up

call an ambulance. someone just beat the shit out of the dance floor.

D'awwwww of the Day

Cats DO NOT like Fruit

who you gonna call

sorry. i'm running out of jokes.

Police K9 jumps car to take out shooter

U GO PUPPERS.
love it.

If Brandie was an actual Barbie... THIS WOULD BE THE BRANDIE BARBIE

gosh golly i sure miss my brandie barbie.

What do yo mean dinosaurs didn't have titties?! *throws my camera on the ground and causes a scene as i leave the museum.

works like a charm

choose your level.

"I'm not a virgin anymore!" -if I'd had Facebook in August 1991

SAY CHEEEEEEEESE

Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why do I want to do this now?

That’s it! That’s the whole country!

when trying to reach your goals in life

NEVER FORGET TO HOLD ON!!!!!