josh gates found the last unicorn.

i admit that i have watched my fair share of destination truth. i am not proud and i usually hate myself at the end of each episode because I've spent the whole time on the edge of my seat waiting eagerly for something to happen but nothing ever really happens, lots of "did you see that?'s" and shaky camera footage from running after nothing but i still enjoy every second. In this episode he is in Anchorage, Alaska looking for the Thunderbird. Season 3, Episode 7, Aired Oct 21, 2009. It made me laugh. I mean it was just out of nowhere. Josh Gates holds his claim to fame for the Yeti footprint, that he found in Nepal's Khumbu region, where Mount Everest is located. Anyways, he didn't find the Thunderbird or the last unicorn. i should have watched that instead. i loved that cartoon.

The Designer Bookshelf of Dreams

i wish i could say that this was the janelle. blog headquarters, alas, i lay stretched out on my side, on my bed with my laptop, propping my head up with my hand while i post the mucho bull shit for you to waste time on. fyi: right now my ARM IS ASLEEP. i cant move my hand.

in regards to the picture: imagine an earthquake if you will. it would be a bloody nightmare, a waterfall of books. morbid much.

Reasons I LOVE The Avengers.

I Want The iPhone Pocket Bra!!

this is great, i usually just jam mine in the side-bewb-part of my bra... you would never know it was in there plus it's well protected but this makes it's legit. real classy. A must have, girls.

Suit Yourself... Just Not In The Water Please.

STUNT MAN MOVES!!!!

pretty fuckin' cool.

Stunt Man Jim NG and Stunt Man Stephen Izzi make flipping with guns look easy.

TOM THE CREEPY NEIGHBOUR

WELL PLAYED, TOM.

6 cruisers in 6 minutes? Challenge Accepted!

can he drink 6 beers in 6 minutes?
how bout 6 beers in 3 minutes?

Salon Shootout. *2:09

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you know what this haircut needs? lasers.

"was it the pun? i feel like it was the pun."

good effects plus the aliens growl like they have hairballs.
A+

*Why? just Why?

oh. oh. miso honi

WIN!!!

TADAA!

Ikea Solves Your Television Issues

meh.

Soldier Injured After Being In An IED Blast

those words just moved me. its so true. proper values are few and far between. hold onto the people in your life who have proven their loyalty and walk away from the ones who have proven otherwise. be good to people.

Our earth is so beautiful, we need to be quiet and enjoy it.

were down with the bynky block.

Truth or Dare by Madonna

carole, the fragrance lady at Sears *with the strange accent, sprayed me with this perfume last week directly after it hit the floor. i have to admit that i didnt hate it.

Madonna's released her debut fragrance by Coty, Truth or Dare, and i bought (ahem, charged) the large bottle to account. i honestly love it and cant get enough. it's a unique and sexy fragrance with a blend of creamy tube rose, musk and vanilla and with mild hints of gardenia and jasmine it easily segregates itself from the mass sea of carbon copy sugar based perfumes on the market. What more can i say... another hit by Madge. she's golden. it looks like her turth or dare line will be entering the shoe market next. looking forward to that. my bank account, not so much. 

  "hmmm, you stink nice."  - nana maria




*it's weird.