Cyanide & Happiness: God's Watching You

God: The original Cock Blocker.

Wolverine To The Rescue?!

1 jealous st bernard did not like the video.... 
(what's with that gay ass voice he makes to the wolverine.) 
anyway, i think we've established that wolverines are cool.

What Sorcery Is This?

Where's the camera?
Where's the CAMERA?
WHERE’S THE CAMERA?

if your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, "now you're super mad!" If they laugh marry them.

I’ll find him, one day! 

At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible.

The Master Cigarette Smoker

Who says smoking doesn't make you look cool? Kidding, but this trick is pretty insane.

pee peen