i WANT.

need i say more?

i'll do this if you try and hold my hand.

Don't play the game where you listen to Mellencamp's "Small Town" and drink everytime he says "Small Town"... You end up on one of these.

i disgust myself but i don't surprise myself.

my cat gravely wounded a baby bird, i had to finish it with a shovel.

i didnt have a shovel.

put a couple hits of acid on the honey baked ham and get everyone a snake-in-a-can. gift exchange = gold.

Six-Year-Old Plays Dave Grohl to Dave Grohl’s Dave Grohl

This is Jaxon Smith. He is six years old! He’s already committed a significant amount of his young life to the drums, and can already accompany the Foo Fighters track “Pretender.”