My favorite position in the world is the one where I'm looking at my phone.

FACT: Bruce Jenner is made of memory foam. You can drop a bowling ball on his head and the glass of wine in his hand won't move.

any takers?

I'm going to be RICH... so far NO bids on Ebay

Surfs UP

Tori Amos, What The Hell Happened To You?

TRIPPY

It appears Alana has finally had too much gogo juice.

disqualifying her from any further pageants and appearances on TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras.

Functional Art

An Honest First Date

dunkin donuts, 24hrs, right down the block.

Jenna Jameson Arrested for DUI. I bet cops became suspicious when she spent 25 minutes servicing the breathalizer.

Former adult film star Jenna Jameson was arrested early Friday morning on misdemeanor suspicion of driving under the influence. Jameson's DUI made for an interesting arrest.
The 38-year-old porn legend allegedly ran her car into a light pole in Westminster, Calif., the Associated Press reports. The single car accident occurred around 1:30 a.m. Jameson appeared to show signs of intoxication, according to sources. Police officers reportedly administered a field sobriety test. After presumably determining she was under the influence, they then took the iconic porn queen into custody for suspected DUI. Talk about a pole dance gone wrong.

Fortunately, she was released on bail only six hours after booking. Jenna only sustained a few minor injuries and refused medical treatment.

So far, Jenna Jameson hasn't released any comment regarding her suspected DUI arrest. Though a statement from her Website says she's well and at home. The former porn actress has appeared in over a hundred pornographic films. In 2008, she confirmed her retirement from acting in adult movies.