D'awwwww of the Day

 

Lion Cubs with Their Mama

You've Baja Blasted Yourself Right into My Heart, Taco Bell

Dream Guy: Will you marry me?
Me: Do you like Tacos?
Dream Guy: ...
Me: WRONG ANSWER!

the TWISTER sheet set

me: right foot green, left foot red.

you: right knee blue, left knee yellow

😉 

These Alien Costumes are pretty fucking RAD

Hot Potato!

Happy Birthday, Sucker!

surprise... you're blind. 
love from, your brother

This Family Costume Nailed Labyrinth For Halloween

i love this.... i really need to watch labyrinth again soon.

What an Obtuse Costume

"I'm here for the boos"

TAP a pumpkin for halloween, it'll be the talk of the party.

FACT

Foxes are so cool, I don’t care who you are.

On my way to steal yo man

kick.

The New US 100$

 

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you god damn beautiful disaster.”