The Goblet of Fire!

ummmmm, are you seeing this BB, were doing this but not with wine glasses and your recent track record. (that one time at the shark club.)

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

how to teleport

Does Whatever a Spider Can

Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair into your food for a couple of weeks.

bother and sister

i came across this when i was googling something and just fell in love with the little faces and outfits. damn adorable.

"Our new model works 40 percent of the time. Best one, yet. Congratulations, everyone." - CEO of automatic paper towel dispenser company.

what a great gift for the fellas

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

IM NOT TALKING TO NATALIE UNTIL SHE CALLS ME... obviously.

*i bet this is what she looks like right now reading this.

Do you sell Hot Dogs? Cause you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Nana Liz.... you're a gorgeusg pictjre

CANT STOP, WONT. STOP.

this little muppet’s got skills