if cats could talk they would lie to you.

ghosts 'n' stuff

crank it up and rip off the knob. there are parts in this that stir my soul up and it feels so awesome.

spring is around the corner

and summer is right behind it.

I'm Telling Mom!

I hope her eyes were closed.

wait for it....

Quentin Tarantino on the big V

if you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, i'll see you in court

goodnight