rdj is rad

my "sleep number" is vodka.

epic parenting fail

what most people dont know is that industrial machines have autolock and autostart as soon as you close the door. wtf and omg dont cut it here... and after all that the kid didnt even come out clean. <-- :o

i had a good mom

haha

open toe fail

and this is what happens when you're to fat (or a man) in heels... it's just so wrong.

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i love that song

its four twenty

Bacon Bouquet

what better way to say i love you?