friends dont let friends google blue waffle.

I’m so so so so sorry. Here’s a cute .gif to make up for that.

A penniless Canada: Mint begins years-long process of collecting and melting down 82-million kg in coins

Canada’s iconic penny gets one step closer to extinction Monday as the Royal Canadian Mint officially stops distributing the coins to financial institutions. 

Businesses are now beginning to round cash transactions to the nearest five-cent increment in a “fair and transparent manner” — but there are 35 billion of them still in circulation. There’s still a long way to go before they disappear from every day life.

-- National Post -- Read More.

IT'S TIME FOR A YOLANDI and NINJA FIX

Zef Side Style. LOVE IT

die antwoord?
what does that mean?
the answer
the answer to what?
2:09 wait for it.

Meanwhile, in a quiet restaurant in Transylvania...

Hungover & it's my 'day off', bitches!

PLANS: ONE very romantic snugglefest with a homemade foot long veggie sub on the couch. Movie:StarTrek Did I just make you wet? #foreveralone

for those of you who think i dont have any friends, you are wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD

There is a 98% probability that I’ve used that Tagline before. 
I may need new material 

i never made fun of kids for having an imaginary friend because my imaginary dad raised me right.

if you rub my back when you hug me i might fall in love with you