this morning at tim hortons

If I give you a piece of hard candy, don't immediately start chewing it. That shit is disrespectful.

Single Hot Momma Looking For Love

apparently not very picky. here's your chance to score.

Kicking Ass For Jesus: Fight Church

so love your neighbor & then punch him in the face.

Why You So Racist, Fisher-Price?

Q: How many racist does it take to change a white bulb oops sorry can i start over? Oh come on, were all big racist time bombs set for "elderly".

My Mother + My Father - Condom = COOLEST PERSON ALIVE!

yikes on the duck face bum.

who want's a snack?

Unfortunately, Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack... and a horrible medical condition.

Climbing Kilimanjaro. With Your Hands.

Spencer West, who has been without legs since the age of five, recently climbed the majority of Mt. Kilimanjaro while raising half of a million dollars for charity.