What's the Name of That Color?

That Kit is Bananas

freddy

Kick Ass Cookie Cutters

to go where no man has gone before.... into my belly

photography from Alan Sailer

Photographer Alan Sailer quite literally shoots various objects with a pellet rifle and captures the explosive moments of impact using a home-built microsecond flash and high-speed photography. a google images delight.

My ability to easily make friends with strangers is also the reason I am about to get stabbed on the train.

boom box illusion

My Inner Hippy Wants This

Grumpy Cat

gwumpy!

SUNDAY OCTOBER 14th and the mall is currently decorating for Christmas.

personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last movie you watched.

WANT

this is pretty awesome

Super Mario Glass Pipe is Dope... you feel it?

take a right on...

i have high friends in places.

this is your brain "an egg"
this is drugs "a frying pan"
this is your brain on drugs "egg & frying pan wearing sunglasses"

It's so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouther. Mmmm, yummy soft kisses are the best.

Kitty can almost always tell if someone's autographed Bible wasn't really signed by Jesus.

LOVE

can really suck sometimes... but this cat is pretty rad.

NEW DRINKING GAME:

1)Go to Zoo.
2)Let All Animals Free.
3)Escape Jumanji

Pizza Ninja: How to successfully steal a slice of pizza.

No one will ever know. 

What is Evolution and What it is not.

this is worth 11 minutes of your life so watch it you dumb shit.

im not sure if this is a poor guy or a great marriage?
you decide.

wtf of the day

Apex Predator Shoes Are Made Of 1050 Teeth. Yep, that's right. The soles aren't made of rubber or leather... they consist of 1,050 teeth (and include gold front teeth)

Credits: More info on Apex Predator Shoes here...

a Literal Halloween Costume.

Clever... very clever.

Another Relatively Hot Girl With Duck Lips

Here's the weird thing: This photo is totally not Photoshopped.

Another reason to love grocery shopping across the line.

The Item Every Dog Owner Needs To Get Now!

Everyone will love it except your dog, any mom or any cop that happens to drive by while you're taking your pup for a walk.

More Quality Products From Japan

I get what the bottom package contains but what in the hell is the purpose of the attachment in the first box?

Down For The Count Costume

Still a better love story than Twilight.

One More Clever Halloween Costume. 17days to go...

The Human Brain is remarkable. It is the worlds most intelligent and advanced biological creation. The peak of human evolution. Then occasionally it forgets all that, like just now, when I went to go scratch my nose and poked myself in the eye. fml 

Totally Looks Like SUNDAY

 

Grumpy Cat Rules!!!!