Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Halloween ETA: 7 days
what are you, i cant believe it's not butter, spray?
the tub of i can't believe it's not butter contains fat... the spray, on the other hand, defies all laws of science.
i have to cross the line to get my hands on it but i use it everyday. to be honest, i think if i knew what was in it, i wouldn't consume it.
conclusion: i shall continue to love you naively.
i have to cross the line to get my hands on it but i use it everyday. to be honest, i think if i knew what was in it, i wouldn't consume it.
conclusion: i shall continue to love you naively.
Set the table for a Sunday Afternoon, October Lunch.
There are some things i know for certain; always throw salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck and fall in love whenever you can.
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.
yup, it's official, i want grumpy cat.
<- but my cat would do this to grumpy catand then piss in my shoes.
We cant date if you're going to be all weird about my Husband.
Shady Island in Steveston has the best GD watermelon salad.
It's the perfect date night dinner with a glass or two of Chardonnay. #trustme
FACT: we can now say with certainty that the global recession was caused by cats driving white Escalades
Its been a year without my truck, sold it to travel, but after using a bike for most of my adventures having this a new little red car is rad. i love driving again. I conveniently forgot about the price of gas, the cost of insurance and this traffic but beep beep.
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