Wednesday, October 24, 2012

HAPPY WEDNESDAY


huzzah pillow 🥺

Halloween ETA: 7 days

Alright Kids, We're All Going as Zombies This Year

I have no idea how many Halloween candies I've eaten. Luckily they don't count since they are miniature size... same goes for penises.


what are you, i cant believe it's not butter, spray?

the tub of i can't believe it's not butter contains fat... the spray, on the other hand, defies all laws of science.

i have to cross the line to get my hands on it but i use it everyday. to be honest, i think if i knew what was in it, i wouldn't consume it.

conclusion: i shall continue to love you naively.

i barely use elevators and i don't do heights.


i'd have a fucking heart attack.

wendy williams looks like a tanned tori spelling


ha ha, oh shit. 

Set the table for a Sunday Afternoon, October Lunch.



There are some things i know for certain; always throw salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck and fall in love whenever you can.

Cat Trick.


Whenever life gets really tough I ask myself "What would Oprah do?" The answer is always "Be Rich."


Oprah, thank you for letting us make you a billionaire.

After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.


yup, it's official, i want grumpy cat.

We cant date if you're going to be all weird about my Husband.


Shady Island in Steveston has the best GD watermelon salad.
It's the perfect date night dinner with a glass or two of Chardonnay. #trustme 

silly fb


FACT: we can now say with certainty that the global recession was caused by cats driving white Escalades


Its been a year without my truck, sold it to travel, but after using a bike for most of my adventures having this a new little red car is rad. i love driving again. I conveniently forgot about the price of gas, the cost of insurance and this traffic but beep beep.