WEDNESDAY!!!!!! WEDNESDAY!!!!!! WEDNESDAY!!!!!

I know I've had enough to drink when i suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's "motherfuckin'."

Cork Your Wine Like A Sir.

The Italian Job

EVOO Anyone?
yikes, someones getting sacked.

The Cat Suit

Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool. I'd be backing up to things and showing everyone my bum hole. Just like a cat. Conclusion: It's best I don't wear this.

Store Display WIN

Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, "who ordered the farts?" Then, fart.

'Tis the Season

grumpy cat looks excited

I Still Do Both

Shades

conversation dull? just reach up and drop the blinds.

what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles

100% Nacho

D'awww of the Day.

every time i read ROFL i hear scooby doo trying to say waffle.

is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit?

asking for a cat that shits more than i shit.

WANT WANT WANT

'BELLA' -jacob

nailed it.

sorry about all the typos lately, gays