The best meal I’ve ever had was a 5$ pizza

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Happy Birthday Linds

I never took a single shit break, you know me and my aversion to public toilets, but we used to fuck-off and have the best time together while I did. You know it’s definitely Paruresis.

Happy Birthday to one of my favourite people. When we met, we just clicked and never stopped laughing. Those kind of people don’t exist for me so when I find one I cling film. You are seriously everything amazing in one human package. Keep it up. I miss you something awful especially on days like today.

Three cheers on the day the world became a better place.
Huzzah! bisssssh.

Uh-Oh 😬

Here's a potentially interesting little story: Sony has added a PlayStation 5 page to its official PlayStation website, playstation.com. The page itself doesn't have much meat to it, but it does feature the previously revealed PS5 logo alongside text that reads "PlayStation 5 is coming. Launches holiday 2020".

It continues: "We've begun to share some of the incredible features you can expect from PlayStation 5, but we're not quite ready to fully unveil the next generation of PlayStation. Sign up below to be among the first to receive updates as we announce them, including news on the PS5 release date, PS5 price and the upcoming roster of PS5 launch games."

Based on data pulled from the site, this page was published, or at least heavily modified, earlier 4th February 2020. Now, I’m not saying that this is anything to immediately get excited about, but given all the February reveal event rumours and the recent PS5 trademarks, it's another small detail that suggests Sony is gearing up for something.

The page says Sony isn't "quite ready" to "fully" reveal the next-gen system, but that could mean anything at this point. The bottom line is that PS5 news is obviously coming -- it's just a question of when.

Expedition 61

National Aeronautics and Space Administration released a Congratulations yesterday to Christina Hammock Koch on completing her first journey into space.

🚀 LONGEST single space flight in history by a woman. 328 days in space.
👩‍🚀 Second-longest single space flight by a U.S. astronaut
🛰 Seventh on the list of American space travelers for total time in space

Read more about NASA Astronaut Christina Hammock Koch’s record-setting mission and her return to Earth along side crew members Alexander Skvortsov of the Russian space agency Roscosmos and Luca Parmitano of the European Space Agency. This is some pretty amazing stuff!

http://go.nasa.gov/373nye3

HAPPY FRIDAY

When Friday returns so do my spontaneous erections and my insatiable thirst for Earl Grey. I have a date with the Captain tonight & have gone full yeet about a possible PS5 release... life is good. 🤓

Disclaimer: Fan girl erections aren’t made with real penis. 

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