the best maid of honor toast ever

Meanwhile in local Kansas City News

A Little Spacing might Help This Headline.

and Here We See a Fine Example of "News"

i realize it's not a competition but... challenge accepted 

I Don't See the Problem

I really Don't See the Problem

Would You Get Caught?

Money Can't Buy Good Grammar

cant stop watching

do you think the sand turned to glass?

or would you need a rod... 

White Trash Wolverine

kinda reminds me of bp

dont be scared of making changes. be scared of living the same shitty life because you didn't change...

BEST!

now ya gotta do it.

ummmmm, JUST THE BEST SELFIE EVER TAKEN!!

did you really look at this.
this chick is hilarious.
i tip my hat 🎩 

CRANK IT UP AND RIP OFF THE KNOB

florence and the machine - breath of life 
i'm re-posting from 2012.
I’m in a mood. 

Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay OR a magic rock that has outer space in it?

it so beautiful, i could eat it.