awkward merit badges

i dont mean to brag here but i've got all mine.

yes, even the public boner.

celebrating 420 like a boss

CHOCOLATE BED = WIN!

TOP STORY ON THE 6o'clock NEWS

kid poops pants at school.
now the butt of all jokes.
lastname: SKIDMORE.
the birth of a new nickname?
thanks, mom.

you have just under 6 minutes to decide if hula hoop dancing is hotter than pole dancing. this girl is pretty amazing with her big hoop and her kick ass body.

remember peter griffin with the hula hoop?

well, here's 24 seconds to help remind you.

put your pants back on.

orin & oscar

The end of day 2 of

Sea Odyssey Liverpool 2012.

Liverpool, you're creepy.

Storm Structure in South Dakota.

It's common knowledge that people who see this in person drop big loads in their pants.

two days of cat vs. automatic feeder

hitting the feeder = extra food, so it was game on.

I Love You Pickle, Tell Me All Your Dreams.
Snookie in 3 years.            

WANTED

fact:
jason behr has the long dark lash incredible eye thing down.
the kind that gives a girl butterflies in her panties.
well, what the hell are you still doing here?
google image search for more yummy. STAT.