and CUT. that's a wrap.

no really, stop. you're done here.

intense dodgeballin'

i could totally do that. 

(referring, of course, to the guy in striped shirt)

fuck.

guess who's thinking about eloping...

dont worry lau, i'll wait in the hallway. imma just use your bathroom real quick.

Someone's just begging for an egging.

Obama Comforts Lady Hit By Hurricane Sandy

The Wall St. Journal says:
"If enough people see it, this is the photo that singlehandedly re-elects Barack Obama."

Behold the Banthapug.

Banthas are sturdy and easily domesticated beasts but banthapugs are way cuter.