Scientists detrmine that adults that kiss their parents on the mouth are "creepy as hell."

whoa, she loves sponges.

Classic: Knowing Your Audience

Hey Grocery Store Cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook - Shut Up!

Black Friday FAILs

WARNING: Scenes of consumerism gone awry in this video.

Black Friday Tip: If shopper is holding the product you want, tell them it smells funny. When they sniff it, slice their Achilles tendon.

Black Friday Tip: Scream "You're all Black! in HERE" at other shoppers while pointing at heart. Then mace them and continue shopping.

Black Friday Tip: Show up at store dressed as employee. Accuse other shoppers of shoplifting, mace them, then look for sales.

Black Friday Tip: Empty entire bag of large marbles into store upon entering. While everyone falls down, looks for sales. Mask optional.

Black Friday Tip: Hijack the store PA system and announce "Attention Shoppers: Your cars are all on fire." Optional: Set cars on Fire. do not stick around to look for sales.

I’m really stoned rn.

a hankering for fallout you say?

could it be all the 'fallout' subliminal image blogging yesterday? either way, game on. also you never called me back after the stupidstore, nat. you stink.

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