Instead of my usual Monday snark I’m going to be upbeat and have a great day LOLJK today will ass rape my spirit animal with it’s angry fist.
It’s one of those Mondays. The kind where you desperately want to stay in bed because the world outside is too frosty. I can’t even fathom exercising today. bluck. This whole no sugar, limited carbs thing combined with no sleep caught up with me yesterday right after I got home from work. I went upstairs and climbed onto the bed and just crashed. Ross came up a few hours later and in a sleep riddled guilt, I panic woke and swung myself around on the bed in a full ‘end of breakdance spin & pose’ and said: “I’m just watching Netflix”... my iPad and iPhone were nowhere to be found. I’m not sure why I feel so guilty getting caught sleeping. It’s weird. I’ll deny it if you call and ask if you woke me up! I’ll deny it mad and hard!
Today; I’ll admit that I’d rather stay in jammies, wrap myself up in a blanket cape and play video games. I’m in a place right now and it’s called work. I lost my soul somewhere between my bed earlier this morning and the hotel. If it was smart, which I believe it is, it stayed in bed.
HAPPY MONDAY 💋
