Back It Up Buddy

it's  MONDAY & i need coffee.

5 frogs are sitting on a log.

4 decide to jump off. How many are left?

Answer: 5. Why? Because deciding and doing are not the same thing.

cant. stop. watching.

BALLOON EDITION

 That latex shrapnel is a bitch.

 instant boner?
you're welcome boys (and girls?)

Pacific Rim (job)

guess who saw this in IMAX 3D at 7:40 PM tonight??? oui moi
rated: HOLY mutherfuckin' DEVASTATION.
review: i Loved IT!!!!

Don't Get Your Hopes Inflated

Get her What She REALLY Wants

pleeeeeeeeeeeease.

Coincidentally, Friends are ALSO a Death Trap

i actually had a trampoline growing up... and i'm pretty sure that's why i had friends.

Well That Seems Fair

Mega D'awwwww's of the Day

Little Chomper

A Jump for the Ages

Environmentally
Conscious Otters

Three Little Pig Kittens

I'n Goan Getchu. No I'n Nawt
 

Clever little Dog

Advertising at it's Best

High Fives All Around, Courtesy of the Little Blue Pill

Ketchup: The Perfect Gift!

FACT: I love ketchup so much. I put ketchup on my ketchup!
Also FACT: keep saying ketchup enough and morphs into a whole other thing.

Anybody Fancy a Lift?

Coloring Book for Alternative Parenting Styles

i don't think black is a color... did that sound racist?

A Scheme Uncovered

can’t blame her

is it safe for my boyfriend to lick my butt hole?

Yes it is, but DONT YOU DARE!

i loved lucy

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

Friendly reminder that this show was fuckin' awesome... but most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now.

When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly.

depends… obtuse or acute?

Like a BOSS

Happy Monday

temper, temper.