alien brain hemorrhage

too soon?

a dog and a cat walk into a bar. one starts licking it's ass and the other says "two can play that game." they forget about drinks.

meatcapes remains all mine. add me on PLAYSTATION

my kinda dinner party.

microwave this.

2days to go

guaranteed to make you say 'awww' out loud at least once.

I'm pretty sure D says 50% of this stuff on a daily basis.

baby gets derped out by raspberries

Boney Liver Jackson

Meanwhile At The Anti-Abortion Rally... Hey, we all have our own different priorities.

Hey, when you`re hungry, you`re hungry

lucky beer.