If it's your birthday today...

love, janelle

Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.

Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower.

IDEA: walmart should have a 10 teeth or more line.

Fucks Given??? Zero!

FedEx is sooo badass.

our logic is flawless

CUTENESS LEVEL: 10- Head Explosion... View at Your Own Risk

D'awwwww this one is totally for my Brandie.

FACT: the world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds.

just a hamster jazz band... no big deal.

color-changing straws and glasses

The principle at work is fairly simple, even if the engineering behind it is somewhat mystifying to the lay observer. Drugs like Rohypnol, GHB and Ketamine can go unnoticed if dropped in your drink, but not if a built-in warning system alerts you not to take another sip. The presence of such compounds in a cocktail will make a DrinkSavvy’s 16-oz. plastic cup unmistakably change color.

How effing RAD is this.....

click here to learn more.

look at the teeth.

a good old fashioned orgy

i just watched this on netflix and they actually have a full on orgy. what a great movie.