Behold the Wine Condom

THINK REFRIGERATOR STORAGE.

The WINE CONDOM will sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes the well known "Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator" Syndrome. 

Plus... the WINE CONDOM stows comfortably in your pocket or wallet.

Listen, Nobody Can Follow This Rule

Luckily, you can still laugh at your own.

Walmart Knows How to Do Valentine's Day.

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.