The Careless Handbag!

Katie Holmes = Side boob alert!

ULTIMATE URBAN PLAYGROUND, SAN FRANCISCO

prepare to jizz in your pants.

Me & My Cello

You know how I just broke this huge cookie in half and put the other half away like I wasn't going to eat it? That was funny.

Draw Something.

 This German advertisement makes plumber’s butt tolerable.

Awwwwww of the Day

current mostly touched app

101 Games +24

this game is insane and addictive. mini games. challenges. puzzles.

if you have an iPhone i recommend giving it a shot. it's free.

gotta love hump day, unless you're in prison, then you better hide.

TV before 6pm: "Men are idiots."

TV after 6pm: "Women are idiots."

TV after Midnight: "Abs are easy to get!"

yeah, this guy.

this is exactly how i blog but my tits are much bigger.