learn yro'ue grammer

i love freesias

but my absolute favorite flower is a poppy. 

Trollolololooool!

Strawberry Vodka Splash

I just made it up but it goes something like this:
lots of Grey Goose with freshly chopped and mulled strawberries and a splash of ice Water or Soda Water. 

FYI: if someone says "I'm game", you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your local hunting regulations though.

Corgi Stampedes are the Cutest Stampedes

WANT

Lauren and I drank Absinthe...

Im no longer an absinthe virgin.
pretty sure i got engaged, barfed in the kids playground at the A&W drive thru and then gave away all my onion rings. what a great night. i love you, Lau. remember that when you notice that i may have driven home this morning with your visitor parking pass.

whenever i order a coke & the waiter says "Is pepsi ok?", I say "I dont know, is this ok?" & then I break the chair on his head & leave.

If you choose pepsi over coke, that's your mistake. *smash*

BackYard Movie Night

oh yeah, it's happening in my backyard.
bring a chair, blanket and pillow.
open bar.

Now That's the Picture of Summer

OPEN BAR for MOVIE NIGHT!!!