S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y... night.

DL the bay city rollers, Saturday Night.. and then crank it and rip off the knob.

Camel Toe Problems?

problem solved?
this would be down one of my pant legs and on the floor in no time.

No shoes. No shart. No serivce.

swiss shart?

they can't spell for shit, but cats sure are good at Photoshopping text on photos and uplaoding them to the internet.

Carl is Mad Gross, yo

One Heck of a Word

Your Special Day Has Never Been Less Magical

There's a Lot to Soak Up in This Scene

Safety Manual

In the event of a water landing.....assess situation, escape, shoot jaws, tow plane. simple.

Steel Wool And A Battery

campfire here I come. #awesome

NASA/IBEX First Views: Solar System Leaves A Trail

NASA's Interstellar Boundary Explorer, or IBEX, recently mapped the boundaries of the solar system's tail, called the heliotail. By combining observations from the first three years of IBEX imagery, scientists have mapped out a tail that shows a combination of fast and slow moving particles. The entire structure twisted, because it experiences the pushing and pulling of magnetic fields outside the solar system.

Bet I Can Make You Blink

fuuuuuuuuuck, im sorry.

Splitting Headache?

Not like this guy. A dissected human head. VERY COOL!!!!

baby i wanna love you across the face with a romance shovel.

happy valentines day?

I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because i forgot something... i forgot that i'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes.

It’s been a hot minute but I’m running again.
Woop