maybe i should find a place to live here.

this is very informative.

awesome kong.

tomb raider E3

gamer nerd alert. i just creamed my panties watching this. i imagine i am gonna slip right off the couch when it's time to play it. weee

THIS CRACKS ME UP!!!!

this should have gone on for at least another 10 minutes. -f.m

i miss logan and veronica

"i have to go." seriously veronica!

if this was real life, she'd have run home and masturbated furiously.  just like i did.

statler and waldorf make me happy.

ladies, dont go after ugly rich men. Make your own money so you can fuck hot poor guys, like me.

add this to your playlist and smoke it.

hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary.

no matter how bad it gets, you're always better than anyone fatter than you.

i lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying...

holy ryan in a suit, batman.

holy knit one pearl two.

guess who's sorry for the absence? me.

between packing and working, my friend, nadine informs me that this blog had taken a backseat to nothing. i felt pretty guilty this morning, i wanted to stop packing and just dedicate hours to blogging today (its my first day off in over 13 days) but i am running out of time and still have no where to live.

i'll be back to making google search tired of looking for stupid shit to blog about in no time. promise.

Many people dont know this but when you sit next to a talker at the Orpheum Theatre you're allowed to hit them in the face and move seats. It's in the ticket fine print.

Due to overwhelming demand for tickets, the Tosh.0 star will now perform twice at the Orpheum Theatre on Aug. 13 -- the original show at 7 p.m. and a new late show at 10 p.m. Tickets to ($35 and $45)

Ticketmaster.ca.

for really?

what kind of loser trips and falls on a 'deep woods' hike?

I want to change my name on facebook to 'nobody' so when someone posts something stupid, I can click like and it will say 'nobody likes this'.

but fuck that for this because everybody likes Louis CK.

I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, especially when someone turns out the lights while I'm still in the bathroom.

Zero: In a world that judges people by their number, Zero faces constant prejudice and persecution. He walks a lonely path until a chance encounter changes his life forever: he meets a female zero. Together they prove that through determination, courage, and love, nothing can be truly something. beautiful.

a little Theophilus London

i want to crawl into this video and take a vacation.

if you have an iphone you need to download the free app SONGIFY.

once you get the free app you can buy more packs, i bought the rap pack and the club pack to unlock some more great tunes to songify but it does come with some free songs to try out. You can also check out recent and top songs created by other users. YOU MUST GO TO RECENT and check out my brother Dave's song called NACHO, its about Dave and his fiancee Lisa's bulldog Nacho -the full time asshole, not about a plate of cheesy nachos and if you don't mind please rate it, preferably 5 stars. Its really good.

i cant stop layin tracks!!!!

when a dude rests his sunglasses on the back of his neck, you gotta go around to punch him in the face, but it's worth it.

i feel bad for the remote.

Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when i do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog...

(((((crickets)))))

i wish my vagina had a 'delete history' button.

 

this years halloween costume? YUP.

My dog just yawned directly in my face. It smelled worse than a hookers toothbrush.

one evening i was sitting around my brother's friend alex's house and i blurted out how cool it would be to have a mini great white shark. a miniature exact replica type super hybrid genetic mutation created by mega intelligent scientists for the everyday fish tank. it was genius... only after i said it everyone sat there just staring at me like I was a fucking nugget. gulp. everyone heard that. then out of nowhere and what seemed like several hours of extreme quite, Alex chimed in... "yeah, and you can feed them little mini surfers with mini surf boards, man."
So a huge thanks to alex for the amount of relief i felt all because of his even stupider comment. one word, folks. hero. soon afterwards alex and i started deciding carefully on the name for our mini shark because we each got one. the end.

P.S. BIRTHDAY WANT.

D’awwwwwwww

Just look at those giant fluffy feet and toes.

one fedora per crew.

Darrell makes me watch workaholics and i like it so life's not all that bad! one fedora per crew is the rule though.

my bad knee hurt just watching this.

I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say "what's the magic word?" and I'd say "abracadabra" and she'd say "you're why dad left."