It's pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.

i find this fascinating.

everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up.

hahaha

this is exactly what would happen if you tried to pry one out of my mouth.

cup of cheese. cup of cheese.

im going to do this to nads.

why cant i find a decent place to live?

dumpsters starting at 875./mo.

you remember portishead. well, i love them and i really like this rendition of glory box.

Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in 6 seconds, so it doesn't get weird.

Listen, I maybe a gamer nerd, but I have sex. Just ask my boyfriend (please dont ask my boyfriend.)

i miss my buddies.

"Nobody Move!" -19th century photographer.

Sorry about all the typos lately, gays.

Still homeless, still an asshole. nothing further to report... as you were.

Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job.

birthday want.

you just have no idea how much id use this shark face mask!