Saturday, March 31, 2012


oh man, i am soooo hooked on this game.

who says fanny packs cant be cool.

Friday, March 30, 2012



Whenever i hear the name Mountain Dew, I think of shit because it has the word dew in it, like dog-doo. Also, it tastes like shit.

now, that's one cute turd.

The History of Aviation


From Leonardo da Vinci to Apollo 11, here's a brief animated history of aviation.             

no more purple smarties for moi

The Old Bench-Press Wheelie On A Motorcycle Trick

Thursday, March 29, 2012

my imaginary friend wont stop staring at me, what a nutjob.



ahhh, the life. layin' back kick flickin' some water. tannin' old willy. eatin' some unknown and highly questionable floaty. passed out face first in the shade. possible ignored drowning. 

someone really wants his treat.



helping make everday at work feel... real.

Oh man, this one goes out to my dear pal, Lauren.
this is how she felt at work today thanks to revenue canada.

The Golden Goddess




Jennifer Lawrence at the premiere of The Hunger Games = Stunning. 

 

If i park 20 spots from the mall in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times. -female

Peter The Elephant Loves His Smartphone


I guarantee this will make your day :)

Ron Burgundy's 'Anchorman' Announcement On Conan.


Ummm, Who hasn't been waiting for this news??!! I'm excited but would be more so if it were a sequel to Step Brothers. Either way, Will Ferrell is King. Good to see ya, Ron.

Stair Of The Dog 2022


Your lazy dog will never have to climb a staircase again.
We're living in the golden age!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The very touching story of Fiona.


it.

Blind dog living amongst trash is rescued. Oh Boy, get the tissue ready.

Whoa, CNN's leaning a bit more to the left than usual.
What's up with that, CNN?

Octomom Poses Topless For Rent Money


She said she'd never do it... but there she is and here we are.
Still thanking the Gods that her udders are covered with her hand bra? me too.


impress all fellow geek-parents with the 'Tron' baby stroller!

His Whimsical Floor Routine


Prepare to be somewhat impressed.

Monday, March 26, 2012

squirrely cows


A group of cows being released from their indoor winter housing. Yay, freedom!

One does not simply cross the old wooden bridge...            

HAPPY MONDAY.


it's my day off.

How To Become Indian In 11 Easy Steps


some very useful information here.

Sex Education For Deaf People


Keep your eyes on the lady at the bottom right. Funny how certain signs are so familiar.

street fighter wannabe


WARNING: karate guy murders a car, some pretty serious noises and a fire ball finishing touch of all endings. enjoy.

Poison's Brett Michaels Gets KO'd On Stage


i loved this guy after i watched him dominate the apprentice, that said, this made me feel better after my salon nightmare.

sunday morning cartoon classics circa 1980


got my hairdid and ended up with a split-end trim that turned into 5 inchs gone -tada- you win He-Man's hairdo. sigh, don't worry janelle it'll grow back! anyway, i still love He-Man. flash back.

currently on repeat.


this song makes me optimistic for summer. the weather here in Vancouver is still so far from sunny and warm. i am really looking forward to the beach, weekend getaways and backyard BBQ's.

can someone please explain to me what i’m watching here.
regardless, it's awesome.

DO YOU HEAR THAT, GEORGE CLOONEY? DO YOU?!!!

So Disney re-released the Little Mermaid this past weekend.


revised USA edition.

this really isnt as funny as the fact that this is what i imagine this guy i work with most likely thinks when he takes first aid. he bombed level 2 and it only cost our employer $1200 bucks. (after the refresher class and re-test.) which he bombed also. yikes.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

LOL


man, do i miss the office. remember this?

birthday want.


these are the greatest lights in the world
and i want them for my birthday.



what i will look like when i actually get them for my birthday.

for slip n' slide fun:


water required.

Nature's Bad-Ass: The Octopus?


A flawless victory achieved for this octopus over a shark.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Whips and Harmonica


this is downright something.
i was expecting a bigger ending like he blows up or falls apart from whip lacerations. i suppose the killer stance will have to do. 

Jimmy Kimmel Celebrates 6 Years of Twitter


celebrities read their favorite tweets.

The Most Astounding Fact about the Universe -Neil Degrasse Tyson


Astrophysicists have a way with words. Very inspiring.

how to make a perpetual motion bulldog machine


All you need is a dog, a ball, a table, and some string.

catch it while you can.


You Tube will pull this in 3... 2... 1...
you will know it when you see it.

Friday, March 23, 2012

The Perfect OK Cupid Personal Ad



How is this guy still single?

Seriously? This generation sucks balls!!!!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Meet the Mudskipper


About six years ago my boyfriend and I were talking about buying one of these for his son. It was something they (mostly his father) really, really wanted... but it's slimey, free roaming and apparently bites like a mother*uck%r. The mudskipper is really very cool and is evolution at it's finest. It's a GD fish that walks on land!!!!

2-Year-Old Kid Owns it!!!!


This two-year-old is the son of dancesport champions and has developed his own style. A+dorable.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

a simple but addictive drawing game

This is my new app addiction and it's just so stoopidly fun that it's stoopid. Thanks W & B. Thanks alot.

Live from the SkyNews Skycopter...


[insert fart clip here.]

Vacation at the lake nearly goes bad.

Mother Of God! Are Those The Pinkies?


i seriously just puked up my strawberry snack.

Whoa, Is This Cobra for Real?



Never Fear, I googled it and only found double-headed snakes... triple?  I'm still all hmmmmmmmm'n. Looks pretty bad ass though.

What the hell is wrong with some people?


Teresa eats up to two pounds of rocks a day. That's 730 pounds a year. That's Nuts. No Rocks. w/e

Bungee Jumping in Whistler, British Columbia.

buying condoms never gets old.

Vultures are bat poo crazy cool !

SUPERNATURAL SUPERMARKET


The security camera at this IGA grocery store picked up a ghost late night after hours. Doctored or Legit? You decide.

the evolution of....

8 yrs old.


An Indonesian boy drops out of school because of a smoking ban and his parents are too scared to do anything. watch him exhale smoke out of his little beak. this is so messed up.

Kala's Facebook Photo Album



Have fun, grandma!

Grandma Hasn't Been Well For A While


Gran, that's not your car!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Fly like an Eagle to the Sea (or across a park)



Like a modern day Leonardo da Vinci. Jarno Smeets develops flapping wings just like a real bird. They use a special motion mechanism built around an Android phone and Nintendo Wii Controllers. His system literally allows him to start flapping his arms to take off and keep flying. It's pretty awesome but you would need to really be in shape to keep this going, 15-20 flaps tops and I'd be down, dry heaving & lungs burning.

why not? i gotta get me an old school lounge chair. STAT!

The Air-Stream of Large Luggage


Because who doesn't need a six-foot-tall piece of travel luggage clad in aircraft-grade aluminum and capable of carrying the contents of a small apartment?

The Blackhawk Secretary Trunk from Restoration Hardware is a solid hardwood case covered in aircraft aluminum. It's rounded edges are meant to evoke airplane designs from the 1950's.

Restoration Hardware is even kind enough to "pre-stress" the aluminum (aka bang the shit out of it with a hammer )to give it a "well-traveled" appearance.
Dimentions
  • 41"W x 30"D x 77"H

  • Weight: 525 lbs


  • $1495 plus taxes

       RESTORATION HARDWARE

    Zach Galifianakis In High School


    No way is that Galifianakis... yet, here we are.            

    Lion Cubs Give The Best Hugs.


    'awwwww' of the day.

    the good old popcorn trick.

    Big Boned Or Just Big?


    yikes, just BIG.

    Now paying for merchandise is easier than ever!


    men have it so easy.

    The Baddest Bad-Ass In The Warehouse



    LIKE A BOSS. yeah!
    "mmm, that candy actually looks really good."  - natalie

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