janelle

Monday, April 30, 2012

i go back to work tomorrow...

my 2 days off felt like 10 minutes.

:( pouty face.

Dog Hunts Wolf

full bodied suspense with a hint of doggy drama.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batstache!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

victoria highway run 299km

my hands got a lil sweaty just from watching this.

Welcome To The Anthropocene

We are the cancer of the earth. Happy Sunday Morning!!!

my weekends never go as planned.

MISERY BEAR goes to work.

if you havent already seen the vast mini world of misery bear... it's best to start here.

D'awwwww of the Day.

After the world success of cat plays piano, here we have dog plays piano and sings... it's the D'awww of the Day!!!!

Never has there been a more noble cause.

it was the only way she would ever be described as finger lickin good.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

face plant.

Friday, April 27, 2012

This Is 40: The Official Trailer

It's the official unofficial Judd Apatow semi-sequel to his hit Knocked Up. Paul Rudd!

Henry Rollins: His Message

Just released inspirational video from former Black Flag singer and all-around awesomely smart fella, Henry Rollins. This man is truly amazing.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're going to have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums

Is Your Tiger Lost In The Jungle?

Good to see advertisers aren't beating around the bush

Dick in a Box

A woman from Queensland claims to have been physically ill after finding this drawn peen on the inside of her burger box.

this one took me awhile. when you see it you'll know.

The Headline Of All Headlines.

This has to be the most bad-ass old lady ninja ever!

now for something as equally creepy as the last post...

Meet Valeria Lukyanova:

The Human Barbie Doll

intriguing...

Introducing the Polychaete - aka a bristle worm. It lives within intense sea pressures where sunlight never penetrates.

check out this glass floor over a 15 story elevator shaft.

At least when you shit yourself you'll already be on the toilet.

Monday, April 23, 2012

just another reason to LOVE jack black.

Prototype Quadrotor With Machine Gun In Action!

i'd probably crash mine and shoot myself.

*not necessarily in that order.

i make the same face when i play the claw game or when i put my hand down a guys pants for the first time. poor lil guy.

Most Guys DJ To Get Hot Girls.

Not this one.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

awkward merit badges

i dont mean to brag here but i've got all mine.

yes, even the public boner.

TOP STORY ON THE 6o'clock NEWS

kid poops pants at school.
now the butt of all jokes.
lastname: SKIDMORE.
the birth of a new nickname?
thanks, mom.

you have just under 6 minutes to decide if hula hoop dancing is hotter than pole dancing. this girl is pretty amazing with her big hoop and her kick ass body.

remember peter griffin with the hula hoop?

well, here's 24 seconds to help remind you.

put your pants back on.

orin & oscar

The end of day 2 of

Sea Odyssey Liverpool 2012.

Liverpool, you're creepy.

Storm Structure in South Dakota.

It's common knowledge that people who see this in person drop big loads in their pants.

two days of cat vs. automatic feeder

hitting the feeder = extra food, so it was game on.

I Love You Pickle, Tell Me All Your Dreams.
Snookie in 3 years.

fact:
jason behr has the long dark lash incredible eye thing down.
the kind that gives a girl butterflies in her panties.
well, what the hell are you still doing here?
google image search for more yummy. STAT.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Charlie Sheen on Smoking.

winning!? i'd say so.

how very true.

brilliant.