Thursday, May 31, 2012

Wednesday, May 30, 2012


yup, these are real people.
please tell me this doll-girl thing isnt going to be a trend.
i pray this is cosplay.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012


apparently the only roll he'll ever pass on.

EPIC PAINTBALL

someone needs to fly in at the end with a CL-215 Forest Fire Water Bomber full of paint and just dump it on the remaining idiots.

BIRTHDAY WANT!!!!!!

Andre 3000 To Portray Jimi Hendrix


Andre is currently filming the Jimi Hendrix biography movie in Ireland.

Shaken Not Stirred


Alexander Shtifanov from Ukraine has serious skills!!

"This is my body, I'm nice with Jam."



How much would this rug f with your head after a few drinks?            

Typical Colin

How to Draw an EYE in 2 Simple Steps


30 seconds and you're pro stylin' yo.

itakemycoffeeblack

a slug with armor

please check one

Watermelon Launch


A contestant on the TV show 'The Amazing Race' takes a full force hit to the face from a watermelon propelled by a slingshot that she was in control of. This is like something you would see on looney tunes. Question: how is she not dead?

When people with lisps say 'Bithneth', you know they mean business.

Monday, May 28, 2012

My favorite position in the world is the one where I'm looking at my phone.




FACT: Bruce Jenner is made of memory foam. You can drop a bowling ball on his head and the glass of wine in his hand won't move.

any takers?


I'm going to be RICH... so far NO bids on Ebay

Surfs UP

Tori Amos, What The Hell Happened To You?

TRIPPY

It appears Alana has finally had too much gogo juice.


disqualifying her from any further pageants and appearances on TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras.

Functional Art

An Honest First Date


dunkin donuts, 24hrs, right down the block.

Jenna Jameson Arrested for DUI. I bet cops became suspicious when she spent 25 minutes servicing the breathalizer.


Former adult film star Jenna Jameson was arrested early Friday morning on misdemeanor suspicion of driving under the influence. Jameson's DUI made for an interesting arrest.
The 38-year-old porn legend allegedly ran her car into a light pole in Westminster, Calif., the Associated Press reports. The single car accident occurred around 1:30 a.m. Jameson appeared to show signs of intoxication, according to sources. Police officers reportedly administered a field sobriety test. After presumably determining she was under the influence, they then took the iconic porn queen into custody for suspected DUI. Talk about a pole dance gone wrong.

Fortunately, she was released on bail only six hours after booking. Jenna only sustained a few minor injuries and refused medical treatment.

So far, Jenna Jameson hasn't released any comment regarding her suspected DUI arrest. Though a statement from her Website says she's well and at home. The former porn actress has appeared in over a hundred pornographic films. In 2008, she confirmed her retirement from acting in adult movies.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Exploding Lighters in Slow Motion.


1000 Frames Per Second

Apparently someone let Andy Samberg speak at Harvard’s graduation. Included in the 20 minutes are impressions of Mark Wahlberg and Nicolas Cage, Samberg finding out that he in fact is not getting an honorary degree for speaking, and every mom (and dad) in the audience being collectively hit on at once.

SUNDAY night IS MY SATURDAY night, which means....


Dolphin Bewbs are Neat




come on, you cant stop staring at those crazy tits either.
i just wanna throw a fish and watch them battle it out.

Join the Army Prank

Where's Wall-E?



Order your MaKey MaKey today.


An Invention Kit for Beginners, Experts and everyone in between.

chocolate zombie cake



Looks Delicious.

The Center of all Things.


An homage to Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot," this video explores humankind's place in the cosmos. I loved this. A Must Watch.

Holla for a Dolla


This child has had far to much go-go juice.

note to self: find out where to buy go-go juice.

Kara obviously didnt think this through.

good job, kid.

Everybody LOVES Raymond


i thought it be mild sauce.

Memorial Day Barbeque


Atten: MEAT LOVERS
Tired of the same old BBQ?
Try Turtle burgers!
       

Video Gaming Risk Factors



          

words of wisdom

sweet idea

SUNDAY Morning...



the best breakfast day of the week, make it yummy, you deserve it.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

UFO Sighting - Himalayas


real or fake? you make the call.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Worlds Smallest Fire Truck.

Harry Potter Coolers made me puke rainbows


gurl imma have to call you back.



Went to the Dr. today, looks like I was born with too much awesome.

Most Common Side Effects: An overabundance of HATERS.

Turns out I'm gonna survive.