Saturday, June 30, 2012

Mmmmmm, Robert Brownie Jr.



Sweet Rims

D'awwwww of the Day

Today's Lesson: NEVER pause a Nicki Minaj video.

Lonely Boy - performed by Matt Corby


Australian singer/songwriter Matt Corby covers "Lonely Boy" by The Black Keys on Triple J's Like a Version. Fuckin' Awesome Cover.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Sure-Fire Scientific Tips To Cure Your Hangover


 Hey, I'm with Bob.

My Story

The Cal-Neva Lodge In Lake Tahoe


The Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Does anyone have 5$ I can borrow?


Mmmmmmmmmmmm, YES.

D'awww of the Day

Russian Roulette



Remember when the Russkies stood in line 10 days for toilet paper? Now they're smashing eggs on themselves for sport. And what's up with the egg smashing Adonis?

The WTF Of The Day: Night'Mare'?


I'll be giggling about this all day.


1)21 Jump Street = funny.
2)MARIJUANA IS THE BACON OF PLANTS.

Jägerbomb Slushies?


yes please.

good old richmond.

This Needs to Be a Button on Facebook


Tonight’s homework: Write a one paragraph story using at least 12 of the above characters.

Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000.

My best memory with my Mom is....

DAVE & LISA JULY 21 2012

my little brother is getting hitched in less than a month. woo

shoebox not required.


Google-pedia says this water park is  a converted structure from the Beijing Olympics. CoolBeans.

Monday, June 25, 2012

The Chewbacca Glass Pipe


insert your witty Star Wars weed pun here.


lazyman loadin' is the only way because 'two-trips' is the worse nick name. 

Denis The Cat Burglar Stole My Pants


BUSTED BY CCTV, the jury finds the defendant Guilty.

nothing further to report.

Paddlin' My Barge like a Baws.


River transport Vietnamese style!! Saigon River Vietnam.
Music by the great John Lee Hooker, I rowed a little boat.

animal puns

If you want to know what happens after we die, read over my shoulder with food in your mouth.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

R2D2 Grill = rad.


This is the droid you are looking for.

Quick! To the Melonmobile!


Seedless but not Seatless.
Yeah, I had nothing. 

The hardest part about keeping up with the Kardashians is swallowing all that jizz....

BOOBS. Proof that men can focus on two things at once.


snooki and j-woww. together forever.
guess who's thankful i dont have cable. i.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Norway's 'Atlantic Road' (Atlanterhavsveien)


Ranked #1 on The Guardian's list of the world's best road trips. Wild and beautiful scenery.

TRICK TIME!!! Think of a number. Add 11 to it. Divide it by 2. Add 4. Cut off your pinkie. Write a letter to a hammer. Explode!

Be Free!



this pretty much sums up life right after highschool for me.

I've always wanted to buy a boat. valid point. SOLD!

Pretty Women Right?



go ahead, look at them right side up and see what happens.

inbred mouse


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i still love bread.

*HARRY POTTER SPOILER ALERT* ZERO tits.


i love the Harry Potter Theme Song - it's a very enchanting melody and this dude with his watercups has impressed me. mind you, that's not hard to do.

When he asks his deaf girlfriend to have sex, he makes her tug his penis once for "yes" and 50 times for "no".

Hey, Pass me a Beer.



Just handing a beer off is for bo-nerds! If it doesn’t involve a trampoline, I ain’t doin’ it!

I found out last week that one of my favorite co-workers (who laughs at all my jokes) is leaving the company. I cant even begin to tell you how much I am going to miss Elias, but I can tell you that he is going to LOVE his goodbye cake.

I’ll stop being attracted to fictional men when they stop being attractive.

The American Grill Waitress begins to freshly grate cheese onto my salad. I never say when. Room fills with parmesan. No one survives.


Trainer: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10

Trainer: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10... and a broken fist.

Toyota Celica Vs. Nicolas Cage


What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Friday, June 22, 2012

today.


being an investigator is cool and i love my job but we all have those days, ya know. so don't underestimate me... that's my family's job.