Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Are you enjoying the Olympics?


2012 Olympics Edition



Pardon me sir, but what in the hell is wrong with your body?

X Calibur Vibrator... ADD TO CART.



a whole new meaning to the legend of the sword in the stone.

FART FILTERS FOR SALE... get em while they're hot?



Derek Gordon, you have the greatest job in the world.

Milk, Milk, Lemonade... This is where the... espresso's made?


A Real-Life Dragon from Indonesia


Draco is a genus of agamid lizards that also are known as the Flying Dragons. The veins in its wings are its ribs. While not capable of powered flight they often obtain lift in the course of gliding. Glides as long as 60m have been recorded, over which the animal loses only 10m in height, which is quite some distance, considering that one of these lizards is only around 20 cm long. Question: can it light my smoke? i cant find my lighter.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Are you enjoying the Olympics?



cant. stop. watching.


whenever you watch this... I'll still be laughing about it.

always remember ladies....


Question of the Day.


Well Played, Durex


a two second video that clearly lacked communication.


imogen heap sings salt shapes.


Grammy winning multi-instrumentalist Imogen Heap sings out a series of salt shapes (say that five times fast) and i found it fascinating enough to post. omg, i'm bored. i wish i had a hippy drum and some salt.

http://www.imogenheap.com/

She Never Let Me Wear My Hat!


check out all the strike thru symbols. No $, No House, No Dog?

i see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.


WTF of the Day


it's obviously because canadian children are more advanced but still... who approved this sign?

awesome dog toy



it just so happens my mother is an expert angler.

Engrish Funny


today i found out that made in Korea stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!

Population Studies 101

The Science of Overpopulation... well this doesn't bode well.

Oh, FG's Sake!


what the government needs is a department of common sense.

  
single income 2012 is taking it's toll on my face. I had no idea it was even possible to take so much tax off an already pathetically low pay cheque. i hate to admit it but my grandmother is right, i need a husband... or botox.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Cool Purse? I like it and It Holds One Thing REALLY Well



And by that I of course mean Skittles.

MmmmmMmMmmmmmm


Went to the movies. There must have been 400 people. Most of them were not there to see the movie, but to compete in some popcorn box and chocolate wrapper rustling competition. Others came to cough.  Wish I would have had this Vodka.

Medal of FAIL

Wine Glasses to Play as You Get Drunk


Hang Your Clothes WIN



Engrish Funny


Check out my sack... er, pouch, scrotum?

Eyes on the Ball


PIMP :/


just ate two bacon cheeseburgers, so if anyone wants to come rob me, i won't be getting up.


Bania 64" Box Jump


UberBania, fitness junkie and overall BAMF of the Ninth Order, probably broke records with this 64-inch standing high jump. Good on ya bro!


sweet boat, dude.



Check out Tom Hardy's tan from wearing the “Bane” mask during the shooting of The Dark Knight Rises last summer.

Lindsay Lohan And Her Mom Out On The Town


Dont worry, her brother is imagining his safe happy place.


The HeadButt


Jo Bonten teaches us the headbutt. This is pretty SOLID. If you ask me, Jo looks like his own fart could knock him over.

NYPD Device Can See Through Clothing


They love him, no wait...



saturday has the word turd in it = awesome.


Friday, July 27, 2012

What's Your Blues Name?


i am boney liver jackson.
man, i love these stupid things.

1:30AM and this is pretty much what i wish was going on over here.


i am such a late night carb craver.

360 Degree Panoramic iPhone Video Attachment

Shut up and take my money!

Own Your Very Own David Duchovny Off Ebay


You Don't Stand A Chance In Hell, Slim Solutions.




Kevin Mack, The King Of All Emos. Born to lose.

How To Estimate Daylight With Your Hand



Another awesome life hack!


The Skull Of A Full-Grown Blue Whale. DAMN!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Peter Piper: Smoke It, Then Poke It



Just Acrobats On The Empire State Building. No big deal...


Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves



Dear Celebs, It's gotta suck to be hated by total strangers. On the other hand, you're rich.

 Middle name: Bieber.

City of Boston's Letter To Chick-Fil-A.


Mayor of Boston tells Chick-fil-A they aren't wanted.
Pissah.