Wednesday, January 30, 2013

scientists detrmine that adults who kiss their parents on the mouth are "creepy as hell."



HAVE THE WEDNESDAY YOU HAVE :)
no pressure.

Did Garrett McNamara Ride A 100-foot Wave?


Did Garrett McNamara Ride A 100-foot Wave? Here's the photo. It happened a few days ago in Nazare, Portugal. Experts are still estimating the height of the wave... bloody insane and sexy as shit.

GIF Vs Jif


Choosy surfers choose GIF. Say it right suckers.

Here’s a fun fact: Teddy Roosevelt’s wife and mother both died on Feb 14th.


If that journal entry doesn’t get you right in the feels, I don’t know what does.

I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this (wink) but I’m in LOVE with love... now, I’ve just got to apply that to my life somehow.

I’ll wait for him. He’s out there. 

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

pro tip: if you see a girl shake the gas nozzle after filling up, she's got a wiener.


best tip jar ever. hey, someone's gotta pay.

Robo-Carver

Whale Shark

 

Check out more of Thomas Peschak's amazing nature photography!

Parahawking is Way Cooler Than Whatever You Did Today


It's Just a Matter of Perspective


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Conversations with Adriana


 *phone rings*

Mom: "I'm going to see Sex and the City!"
Me: "That movie came out like 3 years ago."
Mom: "I don't like to do things quickly."
Me: "Fine, but don't have a diet coke."
Mom: "I'm totally going to have a diet coke."
Me: "You'll stay up all night."
Mom: "I'm hip."
Me: "If you call me at 10 pm looking to go to the Landing, you can forget it."
Mom: "THE LANDING!"
Me: "No, Mom, I'm working late tonight."
Mom: "Well, you have to go somewhere afterwards."
 

*awkward silence*
 

Mom: "I'm going to Sex and the City!"

*click*

20 minutes later, the phone rings.

Mom: "It's not playing!"
Me: "Shocking."
Mom: "Well, I GUESS I could go see Les Miserables."
Me: "It seems like a movie you'd like."


*click*


Me: "Right."

Red Wine makes me Horny.


Despite posting some bullshit on face book, I didn’t drink any last night. I did, however, drink half a bottle tonight. 

GODDAMNIT! PENIS, PLEASE.

Monday, January 28, 2013

VW fridge WIN


The Fairmont Chateau Whistler Resort Hotel


possibly one of my favorite places in the world to go... because i never ever ever ever ever want leave to go home :)

i cant fucking align these gd .gifs sooooo welcome sloppy monday post




JJ Abrams Will Be Next Star Wars Director


Hey Abrams, make the next one like this. Lots of this.

CONGRATULATIONS MONDAY SLACKERS :(


tommy chong


rules :)

Schwerin Castle, Germany


Photographing the Massive Sequoias


Remember that awesome shot of The President, one of the world's largest trees? Well, this is how something like that gets accomplished!

i see no problem here.


lay off the foundation, ladies


D'awwww of the Day

😂


Drunk People Everywhere Dismay


Sunday, January 27, 2013

MY SUNDAY CONFESSION:


every time i see anne hathaway, it's like my very first time hating anne hathaway.

Daily Dose of Drama



From the makers of "Push Button to Add Drama" comes another advertisement stunt that puts ordinary people on the street in the middle of the action. The red button of drama is back.

poor becky


what did i do last night?


"if i should die before i wake,
please don't draw any dicks on my face."

ad placement fail.


you know it's funny, i was just talking about runny vaginas this morning.

job applications should include the question: "Do you plan on opening cans of tuna at work, shithead?"


Fuck you, Dave. 

I’m gonna D’awwwwww this little fella



LAZY SUNDAY



drug the spaghetti? now that's my kinda parenting.

im sitting eating mandarines (not chinese people) and blogging. i swear life cant get any better.


i have the most amazing friends.

it's hard our here for a wimp.