Friday, June 28, 2013

WINNER: Best Vehicle on the Highway


Cartwheels Aren't For The Faint-Hearted


 now do it again drunk.

Visit Our Most Historic Landmark!


if you aren't laughing, you have no soul.

No Doubt Aboot It

the captain jack, please and thank you


birthday want


i would have wore these to world war Z.

my brother's friend (a full grown man) split 3/4 of the way through the movie. 3d headache my ass... pussayyyyyy

one word: shirt.

this reminds me of when lauren watches sports.


hahhahaha lau. you're dumb
just like most sports. 

when you hear a recording of your voice and you wonder how you have any friends.


LIFE HACKS




Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Revenge is Sweet


Prepare For Your Mind to be Blown



just the best signs ever made.

ROCK OUT!!!

i want to have beers with THIS GUY!

The Most Alpha Name Ever?


known for his name along side his valiant steed... windstorm. i sure am going to miss gary carruthers. aka weekend slacker

These Stores Really ARE Everywhere

YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS




They're calling it "the sweetest comeback in the history of ever." After going bankrupt in 2012, Hostess was acquired by Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Co. Now, with new management in place, Hostess products will be returning to stores on July 15 of this year, and boxes of 10 Twinkies will be priced at $3.99. Sometimes dreams do come true.

Who else has heard the fables that a Twinkie’s filling is actually a petroleum by-product and can last for several hundred years!? 

Mmmmmm 🤢

Pub of the Week: The Jekyll & Hyde Club - Times Square


when i was a kid i slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs. This place looks pretty coo'

Demons


another great song more like another life altering roller coaster of fucked up emotions. I swear I could cry at all their music. It’s soul shifting greatness. 

FACT: Winos "Love" Air Quotes


Monday, June 24, 2013

Local Bull Head Derby prank... never gets old.


every damn year.... LOVE IT!!!

I removed all the mirrors in my house because Im tired of living with an asshole.


it's MONDAY, get a move on.


kiss Me


i enjoyed this. i particularly liked the way it was filmed.
also... it had a few really sexy scenes.
woo.

ROYALS by Lorde


over play this.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Saturday, June 22, 2013

It's important to pretend to love everyone in your family equally even if one of them had herself a mighty bad facelift.


It's Impossible!


Get That Beer to Your Party, FAST!


D'awwwww of the Day


Peeeeeeeeeep Flavored Vodka


The process is simple. Put peeps in a jar, or in this case a 7-cup bowl. 35 purple bunnies in one bowl, and 36 yellow chickens in the other. mix it up, some people don't eat rabbit. Add 20 ounces of vodka to each and seal the lid. Stick it in the fridge for 36+ hours. Boom, Peeps vodka and vodka soaked peeps.

"Vat's Peep?" - joe

Friday, June 21, 2013

Don't Know What to Do With Your Old TV? Liquor Cabinet


Dad, The Immortal Gatekeeper


"Darnit, They Have One of Those New Systems. Better Rob the Next House."


REC

maybe he's born with it... maybe it's maybelline


handsome couple

You'll Want All of Your Clothes to be Hydrophobic After Watching This Video


Rust-Oleum NeverWet, available at Home Depot, is a superhydrophobic spray-on coating that repels water, mud, ice and other liquids.

I used to look forward to seeing chocolate poured on someone's chest. No longer. Thanks, Neverwet®

First Off, Her Foot is Backwards


One Great Way to Stop Checking Your Phone at Bars.



brilliant!!!

a) opening a cellular repair center next to this bar would make you a millionaire.

b) wait, how am i going to instagram the glass?

c) the guy at 0:49 is probably costing that bar thousands of dollars a year.

d) most people have two hands.

someone i know needs to do this and then call me over for goodtimes.


Jobs TRAILER (2013)


Looks like Kelso finally got his shit together in the 80's... this doesnt look bad and at least we know how it will end... with the motherfuckin ipod. 

Behold the Power of Math


Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Celeste and Jesse Forever



a break-up scenario seen from the female point of view. Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg play ex-spouses giving platonic love a try.

i really laughed. it's really good.

it's on NETFLIX

If you cant handle me at my drunkest you don't deserve me when I'm sober.


A guy comes into a bar. No, wait... it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse.


stop watching it you fuckin' weirdo.

Dont expect a 'bless you' after the 4th sneeze... get your shit together.


someone give this cat some water.

imagine dragons. radioactive


great song, great video :) plus now we know what happened to lou diamond phillips.

true story.

D'awwwww of the Day




While raking the volleyball court at the Camp Pendleton Marine Corps. base barracks (in CA), this person found a dead rabbit (fully grown). As he continued raking, he found a small hole with 4 tiny rabbits in it. He grabbed a box, put a few old shirts into it, and picked up the bunnies.

He researched how to raise them and what to feed them. He made a nice box for them to live in and bottle fed them four times a day for two months until he could ween them to eat the local foods.

Their temporary foster names while under his care:
Steven, Raymond, Vaughn and James. Here's Steven:

After a couple of months of TLC, he then brought them to a wildlife rescue.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

please do this.


unless it's not your baby

WANT



fuck me, I love soft shell corn tacos 🌮 and now this shirt.

rebecca romaine lettuce. is that something? i dont care.


TUESDAY is just MONDAY number 2


hey people who hang potted flowers all around your porch.... can i borrow some money?

my weekend is over, ugggggg. back to work.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Some Kids Have Great Dads


Get the Hammer to Get Hammered


Looking For Some Last-Minute Father's Day Gifts? Ive got ya Covered With These Coupons!

ya, i know i'm a day late.

The Lovecraft Bar


This dark corner of the world is in Porland, Oregon where the bar itself may send you to the edge of madness.