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Monday, September 30, 2013

the only way to look cool again after falling down an entire flight of stairs is to turn right back around and fall back up to the top.

imagine the sound of a bare-arse slide.

I swear, a pigeon at the bus stop this morning was trying to flirt with me. Anyway, totally fucked that pigeon.

Domino's Pizza Tracker

There are few things in this world as fantastic as a Pizza Tracker.

Friday, September 27, 2013

imagine you know a guy named Garry, and Garry calls his car the Garrymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche

BatDad compilation
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This man is gonna get divorced because of Vine.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

HAPPY BIRTHDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

His face when he realizes someone recorded the coolest moment of his life

He is having none of your snake shit today.

cant. stop. watching

Did that cat just do a fucking flying kick on that guy

I love how the guy at the counter just loses his shit, that probably made his day.

Quite possibly the best fortune cookie fortune ever.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food.

LOVE IT

I like how the non-photoshopped version is right there in the background

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

Former Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi, 1927-2013

Former Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi, 1927-2013

Yamauchi took over his grandfather’s hanafuda card company Nintendo at the age of 22, driving its transformation into a thriving toy maker and then a video game powerhouse. During those transitions, he fostered inimitable talents at Nintendo like Game Boy creator Gunpei Yokoi, famed designer Shigeru Miyamoto, and the firm’s current president Satoru Iwata.

Just as important, he instilled principles in the company that endure there today a decade after his retirement, emphasizing the importance of compelling software over powerful hardware, and pushing his employees to create unique experiences.

"What did Hiroshi Yamauchi care about? He couldn’t stand making the same kind of toy the other guy was making, so whatever you showed him, you knew he was going to ask, ‘How is this different from what everybody else is doing?’ The worst way to answer was to tell him, ‘It’s not different, it’s just a little better.’ He’d be furious. He was very clear on just how foolish that attitude was for a toy company." - Iwata (excerpt from Osamu Onoue’s Nintendo Magic; image via Bagemu)

Yamauchi passed away today due to complications from pneumonia, just a year after his wife Michiko died.. He is survived by his two daughters, Yoko and Fujiko, and his son Katsuhito.