Saturday, April 26, 2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

A Canadian Pizza Chain is Threatening to Unleash Pizza Cake Upon the World. Who's In?

Boston Pizza has a whole series of absurd pizza innovations, this is just the tip of the iceberg!

Friday, April 18, 2014

Wild Russia Kitten

Sleepy Fox Fuzz

Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?

Sleeping Baby Wakes up for the Drop.


Happy Kids, Too Cute :)

Google Seeks to Integrate Cameras Into Contact Lenses

Google announced in January that it was developing a smart contact lens that could continually monitor blood glucose levels of Type 2 diabetics. It has been announced that Google is also working to create a contact lens with an integrated camera that would help people with visual disabilities. 
The lens is meant to work like this: a small camera will be embedded out of the way of the pupil so it will not obstruct vision. Blinking activates the sensor for the camera. An advantage to using this lens instead of something like Google Glass is that the camera is able to follow the eye’s precise movement. Even the smallest sideways glance will still allow the camera to face the point of interest. The data collected by the camera can be processed to recognize a variety of properties including faces, motion, color, light, and certain objects.
If someone with a visual impairment is wearing the lenses and is, say, about to step off the curb while there is traffic present. The lens, which can be linked to a smartphone, will give an auditory warning for the wearer to stop, and then let the user know when it is safe to cross. The facial recognition could help the wearer identify friends and family by connecting to a database. There is also the potential for law enforcement to use the technology to spot persons of interest or those with outstanding warrants.
Of course, the lens isn’t only for those who need help visually navigating their surroundings. It will also be able to take regular pictures hands free. The developers also hope to be able to zoom the camera in, reducing the need for binoculars. While this does seem pretty handy in some circumstances, it seems fairly creepy for others. Keep your blinds closed, guys.
At this stage, the lens is still theoretical, but a patent application was filed on the design back in 2012. There is no telling when or if this product will be available on the open market.

Can you guess what this is?


I'm sure you guessed it...
A Ladybug bejewelled with dew.
Pretty Cool!

I stared at this fucking thing for 20 minutes...


... and then I saw it.
Good Luck!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Mysterious Ring Appears Over England


Weather experts have been baffled by a black ring which appeared in the sky on Friday evening. The circle resembles a giant smoke ring but Warwickshire Fire and Rescue service said that there had been no reports of fire at the time of the sighting. Some people think it is made up of millions of bees or other insects.


A schoolgirl was stunned when when she looked into the sky to see this enormous unexplained black ring. Georgina Heap, 16, was playing tennis with mum Jo when she was stopped in her tracks by the fascinating sight. Gazing into the sky, the pair saw a clearly defined black circle which looked like a giant smoke ring. The ring remained there for around three minutes before disappearing completely. The spectacle, which took place near Leamington Spa on Friday evening, has stumped officials.

Honey Badger Houdini


That honey badger is smarter than most people I know.
Did anyone else start humming the great escape theme?

The most awesomely named dog in existence


Happy to report the dog was found and returned to the coolest owners ever.

Looking back in retrospect, this may not have been a good idea...

It's time to play 'Let's guess the country!' Is this in Russia or America??


Well, wherever it is, I bet it's in a bank!

Ohhhh Yea...Nailed It!


At least he was wearing a helmet. Safety first.

Not Very Sporty Kid Fails

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

Where?


must be in california.

The Blood Moon


At 12:53 a.m. ET, the Earth will begin to position itself between the sun and the moon for the first of a series of four total eclipses to conclude in September 2015. The series is a rare occurrence in history, with the next one starting in 2032.

Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the constipation forums. Reason: arrogance.


A special kind of nuzzle


Add Tom Hiddleston to the mix and you've got the recipe for a world domination elixir.

What's This? A Pancake? I Said EXTRA SYRUP!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Spotted: Someone With a Lot of Time on His Hands


All I can see is The Cheat. ahhhhhhh

Friday, April 11, 2014