this grocery list.

oh holy gawd, right? kidstuff

Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?

This is a good life motto!

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Peridot

Baltic Amber

I too have heard the legends.

I don’t know about you but I only remember smudging the fuck out of the ink until the paper eventually broke. 

a stairway to the gods.

use a moment. take it all in. it's breathtaking. Too bad the photo quality is poor.

Whatever helps you sleep at night!

Mood Ring Guide

I can’t even look at my mood ring because my hand is stuck in a jar of salsa right now. I'm just gonna leave it in there. This is who I am now. I'm tired of fighting.

Truth

For those of you who know me well already know and for those of you who don’t... you will now know. I am sick. I have a problem. I am a fashion junkie and my drug of choice is shoes; heels to be exact. My closet dominates yours and I’m not kidding. This isn’t some next-level basic closet. My entire life savings is neatly hung, folded and tucked away in there. Most importantly shoes... I have hundreds of pairs of shoes and I love them all.

Sometimes when I’m down I’ll just crank my tunes, turn off my phone and head into my closet. I’ll spend hours cleaning, folding & reorganizing everything by color... it changes my mood instantly. It’s a magical world and it doesn’t even have a entrance to Narnia. I’ll try on assorted items and put together outfits with all different shoes and then neatly tuck those most loved aside for my next night out. It transforms my me completely. I love my purses but shoes are my one true love. They go together so it’s very important to have a vast selection. Don’t even get me started on nail polish to match. 

That said... I went shopping for corsets last Thursday because I didn’t have any and I’m all about them right now. How do I not have this item!? I’m baffled. I mean what could make my new designer heels any sexier... why jeans with a corset and a cute sweater of course. 

Hi, my name is Janelle and I do NOT lend out anything from my closet, video games or money.

BUT... I’ll meet you at the pub and I usually pick up the tab.

Covet the Corset

I spent most of Thursday night searching online for a neutral tone crystal corset to wear with my new heels. I had intended to blog, I sat down and fired it all up but had nothing to blog about. It happened so fast. I had quickly deviated from finding funny stuff to shopping. After hours of browsing I ended up buying all of these. Cha-Ching. Hey, now I have something to blog PLUS This is really going to help make those 4am walks-of-shame look gooooood!

If you’ll please excuse me, I just need to go and find a little more space in my closet.

Rules I’d put in a self help book if I wasn’t too lazy to write one.

Never settle for somebody who makes you feel guilty for wanting. The right person should jump at the chance to give you what you desire emotionally, physically and sexually.

Don’t be with someone who calls you names. If you are going to fight, fight fair. A person who verbally cuts you does so because they are not on your level intellectually.

Avoid someone who makes it about them. Selfishness takes many forms, but refusing to acknowledge your feelings by turning the focus on to themselves is master manipulation. Your feelings are valid because you have them in the first place. The right person will want to feel them with you.

Choose someone who moves mountains. Anyone can promise you the universe, but your soulmate will attempt to bring it to you. Actions are so fucking important.

Stay away from people who bring up the past too much. Every single day is an opportunity to create and shape yourself into something new. The past is irrelevant and everybody’s got something they’re not proud of.

WELCOME 2016
first post in awhile. 
so much has changed.
change is good.