FUN FACT: my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

Are we counting down to Valentines Day yet? No! #poutyface

Happy ❤️ Day

Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump.

*with the exception of wasps.

Kill those useless pieces of shit.

Baby Owls

Whoa, that's some kinda cute! 

As easy as Nadine

Simple Home Remedies