PICARD gets 2 lollipops. That’s a double thumbs-up.

Just my favourite man in the whole world in a spin off of my favourite TV series of all ‘space’ and time. Watched the first episode last week with my jaw on the floor. It’s so great it was renewed for a second season before it was even premiered.

I could go on and on but I’ll save you the agony and just tell you that a new episode is available to watch on prime every Friday and guess what?! It’s FRIDAY! P.A.R.T.Y.T.I.M.E. #foreveralone

Dr. Office FAIL or WIN? You decide.

Erm, That emoji is NOT coughing.

More importantly: where do I find this emoji!? 

Lethal Injection or Hanging!?

with hanging your neck brakes which severs your spinal cord which causes your blood pressure to drop to nothing and you lose consciousness... you don’t actually die for several minutes.

with Lethal Injection they inject an anesthetic first which puts you to sleep and then a paralytic which stops your diaphragm and your lungs and then potassium which stops your heart.

It’s a tough call.
Shall we discuss drawn and quartered vs. drowning?

bus stop flirting 101

I just copied my EHarmony bio from a used car website -White -Good Condition -Reliable -Cheap -Some evidence of rear end damage.

Nah, but I’m loving this though. 💯 

What have you been up to the past 3 years?

Yup, I’m back.
Everyone just settle the fuck down.

Don’t do this...

I told you.