Ohhh bebe!

ok. apparently it's lip product week on this stupid blog.

my best friend, Natalie, and her sister, Andrea, introduced me to one of the loves of my life over 15 years ago.. bebe young care.

And just like Nat and Andi, I have a tube of this on my night stand, in my purse, truck, bathroom, kitchen, assorted baskets and drawers around my house, coat pockets as well as a bunch more sitting in my refrigerator crisper. 


Although this stuff is completely yummy delicious I've only been able to order it from Germany. Via Trip or Internet. (hence the crisper)


There are many different types to choose from and I've tried quite a few but my absolute favourite is the one in the photo shown above. It's pearlized so it gives your lips a translucent opalescence while keeping them moist and kiss kiss kissable and it doesn't hurt that it tastes like chocolate and smells ever so slightly of baby powder.


approx: 5-10$ depending on your internet shopping skills.


you're welcome.

a bit of eye candy

yes please.

my business is awkward smiles and poorly executed high-fives, and business is good.

i see bed people.

rushed home after work tonight to be with the love of my life.

PLAYSTATION user name: meatcapes

ADD MEEE, BIIIIISSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

iphone app for C&H .99cents.
Totally worth it!

Rouge Jar

Anna Sui Rouge Jar just saved my life.

With horrid pale morning lips I looked dead.
i love lip stain because i hate lipstick.

This product applies clear and in minutes stains a corpse mouth into a perfect set of pink lips.


The only negative thing I have to say about any Anna Sui product is that it strongly smells/tastes like flowers, in particular, Rose... but if you can suck it up, it's worth it.

Love it for only $23.-

Lucky Sookie

There is something about this song that makes me crave True Blood and a vampire ride.

Are your parents assholes? Because you're the shit!!!!

why yes they are... and thank you.

Mmmm Noodles

wait for it...

Great News! If you quit being cunty the world will stop being against you!

i will never learn this.

Bynks saw that last post and now the computer is getting the love rubs.

Haha Ew.
This reminds me of the minotaur scene in your highness.
I laughed so hard I cried.

If the phone doesn't ring, It's me.

I've drunkenly whipped my iPhone at a mirror (I thought my own refelction was this girl I hate) and my iPhone prevailed without a scratch. I'm not saying iPhones are better, I am simply saying I shouldn't have nice things.