one of life's finer pleasures.

pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?
but of course...

home.

if you like gamer nerds then you're gonna love me.
ps3 username: meatcapes. add me yo.

i heart strawberries.

organic strawberries are the best by far. i ate this one. yummm.

oh caffeine, you never fuck me like you used to......

it's been hard enough this past week.
i've been a very good girl on a very strict diet.
no room for error. 100% no fun. no exceptions. BOME. DONE.
i am very strong but when the gods through obvious signs of my preferred treat right in my face, that's just playing down right dirty.

better than chocolate (cadbury is pretty darn good tho), better than ice cream... it's liberte. Mmmm.

if you love yogurt and haven't tried liberte you should probably stop everything you are doing and go get some. it is so effing good it's just dumb; only one itsy bitsy little warning... you will gain one pound per spoonful.

mediterranean liberte cherry is my absolute favourite.
i love cherry anything really... unfortunately, no cherries allowed whilst on said diet. waaah. wah. fwap.

bad start to the day.
must pass truck. must get to work.

superman test.

do you think you have what it takes to spot the difference?
there is only one and according to studies only 10% of you can find it.
Now, if you think you are ready to beat the superman test:

1. take a good long look at this picture. study it well.
2. when you are ready just click 'check out more'.

honestly, i couldn't find it... good luck.

i cant stop watching this trailer.
this movie looks insane.
release date: August 2011

here comes the baby with the stupid name.

breaking dawn part one.
uh, uh, uh! dry humps. excited.
release date: November 2011.
date with jols?

sitting right next to my gate.

a sad story.

i recently switched to herbal essences and have discovered that I do not have a clit on the top of my head... but holy shit does that stuff make your hair smell great. PINK!

nailed it.

the black label collection

Um, you should see my face right now (tears falling)… I’m all choked up over these gorgeous pieces of artwork. That’s right, Gianmarco Lorenzi heels are fucking amazing, stunning, unique and unfortunately extremely pricey... but that's just another trait about a work of art that leaves you speechless!

my all time favourite designer

jenny packham

absolutely everything that she designs infects me with pure unadulterated ecstasy immediately followed by the longing to buy it and put it in my closet.

it's time for shade

my beautiful and totally perfect modelesque girlfriend, Azra, showed up during my shift yesterday sporting the most awesome pair of bvlgari sunglasses. i doted over them for awhile before i was informed that they were a gift from her fabulous heart throb of a boyfriend.

it reminded me of how badly i needed a pair of bvlgari sunglasses so i took a fifteen and did a little internet shopping and am now waiting patiently for a cobalt pair similar to the pair you see above to arrive.

bvlgari sunglasses range from: $250. to $1200.-

current financial status: broke.