just watched this movie in german with english subtitles. turns out there was an english version. fek, i can be a dumbass sometimes. anyways, i give it 2 lollipops. that's a double thumbs up.

All out of clean spoons so i guess i'll have to eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.

seriously enjoying this strict diet. yay.

because its cool to make digital photography look analog.

you may have noticed that the majority of photos on this site are quite colorful, bordered and just different than regular photos really. Well, i'm going to let you in on my little secret... to find out more about the iphone app that i use to bring a kick of life to this silly little blog of mine... check out more.

backyard sunday.

today i intend to plant my ass in my over priced lawn furniture and soak up some much needed sun. i hardly get to use it because I always lose the weather lottery on my days off but today its hot and sunny and some of my flowers are in bloom. something smells highly of Hawaiian Tropic and Gin out here. woo, it's me. i <3 summer.

i want beta to take lessons from this little fartstick. jajajajajajajaja!

watch it now. 

1. wait for the count down.

2. continue as free user.

3. select the black and white box with arrow (not the red circle with the arrow.)

4. close all pop up windows.

5. pause it. you might need to let it buffer.

6. go grab a snack for the show.

 

 watch the trailer.

i really did like this show and my proof is in the fact that I sat still and watched it intently from beginning to end. the last time i did that was for the adjustment bureau which was also a phenomenal movie. i watched it twice. Saioirse Ronan rocked the lovely bones... and now this! I don't think you will be disappointed.

TRY A VIRTUAL MAKEOVER.

nothing says "screw work, and screw personal hygiene" quite like last night's bar stamp on my hand.

raw footage from an idiot.

sent from nadine's iphone

i received this via text. i love how she has decided to film it with her iphone camera instead of just forwarding the link from her computer, the computer she's using to film this.
this is pure. stupid. awesomeness.

is it possible to live through a buck to the face?

roadhouse.

Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind.

ever wonder how astronauts poo and pee in space?

this show is really stupid cute and it gets way funnier in the middle. i liked it. i love her. she's adorable in anything she does. i think this is a rental now.

peles castle. romania

Transylvania is the most famous part of Romania, conjuring up images of haunted forests and werewolves, medieval towns, vampires, dramatic mountains and turreted cliff-top castles.

i have always been enchanted with castles and have dreamed of living in one since as long as i can remember. if i had a mega-stash of cake i would  indeed travel the world, touring each castle, the more haunted the better. there are a lot of things i would do if i had loads of cash, castles just top the list.

DIMEBAGGin

Hashtag Hindsight, eh! 

LOST: my child's stroller

will make do in meantime.