at least his pet snake is clean!

lifted this from my pal Farrell

The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us yet.

FAMILIES last night claimed they watched in awe as a dozen glowing orange objects buzzed Basingstoke.

In the latest UFO riddle to grip Britain, witnesses say the alien  fleet hovered above the Hampshire town for half an hour – changing formation before their eyes. The photo above was taken by the father of the family who witnessed this sighting.

Normally, I wouldn't believe this bullshit only these are lights not tinfoil plates or can saucers that make up most fake ufo pictures online these days. That and the fact that my girlfriend Natalie had told me a story that had me in awe only mere months ago. Something that she, one of the smartest women I know, could not explain.

lazy sunday movies.

watch it now.

watch it now.

to my brother dave

GAME OFF - the white caps game was cancelled due to a typical vancouver down pour of rain... so bowling, go karts, casino and dinner at the hog shack it was. ive never felt so old, so sore and ive never watched someone eat that much meat. YEAH BROTHER!!!!

I legit had sympathy meat sweats.

birthday want

Remember when vampires didn't sparkle, and you killed them rather than french kissed them.

Foster the People - Pumped up Kicks.

i DL'd this song awhile ago and then over played it... today i heard the acoustic version and fell in love again. the end.

i dont like to brag but my pussy is magic.

thank you, bynky, for rustling outside my bedroom window when some show about serial killers was on A&E. now i cant sleep because of you... and maybe also because i woke up at 5pm.

Santa loves the rich kids more.

it saddens me to say that i can relate to this. louis ck is the funniest man alive. i cant get enough of his comedy.

I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work.

i found this while i was working hard and laughed till a bit of pee came out. that shut me up.

louis ck = awesome.

Spilled an entire iced latte on the floor in Safeway, at trenant park. Nothing in particular happened. I didn’t trip, lose my grip or knock it over. I just stopped holding it. Loser.