what the fuck is that?

Probably the worst part about being deaf is that you can only celebrate 50% of your farts.

Blog T’s now available.

just kidding. what a stupid shirt.

ummm, it's a convertable!?

This amazing car, released by Swiss car maker Rinspeed, called the sQuba, the world's first real submersible car was presented at the 2008 March Geneva car show. The zero-emission electric sports car, with power supplied by rechargeable Lithium-Ion batteries, can perform a submerged stabile flight at a depth of 10 meters.

From what I have read they don’t plan on selling it commercially. It’s just a design study but it's neat-o.

I LOVED THIS MOVIE & I'M RATING IT 'HOLY SHIT' AWESOME!!!

It's Norwegian and it is subtitled but it makes it all the more real. fantastic. I love movies like this... suck it up and watch it.

turning 40

no one believes me when i ask if they remember this but it's true and totally fucking awesome. i mean, what are the odds?

March 30, 1999 – Supermodel Fabio suffered a one-inch cut on his nose after a bird hit him while riding the new Apollo's Chariot roller coaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Fabio was attending the park's media event to help promote the new roller coaster.

basic breakdown: the guy was smoked in the face at over 70mph by a goose. BOME. those things are huge. read on.

davey jones. giant squid.

ok so i have to post this. my brother dave and my boyfriend darrell played this all day on dave's birthday, at the go kart track, at the bowling alley and at the ice cream shop they scared kids with it. they are hooked on this damn song and last night i found myself singing it so much i downloaded it from itunes. nerd out.

I swear, a pigeon at the bus stop this morning was trying to flirt with me. Anyways, totally fucked that pigeon!

paul rudd. our idiot brother. 2011

you got it joben.

at least his pet snake is clean!

lifted this from my pal Farrell

The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us yet.

FAMILIES last night claimed they watched in awe as a dozen glowing orange objects buzzed Basingstoke.

In the latest UFO riddle to grip Britain, witnesses say the alien  fleet hovered above the Hampshire town for half an hour – changing formation before their eyes. The photo above was taken by the father of the family who witnessed this sighting.

Normally, I wouldn't believe this bullshit only these are lights not tinfoil plates or can saucers that make up most fake ufo pictures online these days. That and the fact that my girlfriend Natalie had told me a story that had me in awe only mere months ago. Something that she, one of the smartest women I know, could not explain.

lazy sunday movies.

watch it now.

watch it now.