My dog just yawned directly in my face. It smelled worse than a hookers toothbrush.

one evening i was sitting around my brother's friend alex's house and i blurted out how cool it would be to have a mini great white shark. a miniature exact replica type super hybrid genetic mutation created by mega intelligent scientists for the everyday fish tank. it was genius... only after i said it everyone sat there just staring at me like I was a fucking nugget. gulp. everyone heard that. then out of nowhere and what seemed like several hours of extreme quite, Alex chimed in... "yeah, and you can feed them little mini surfers with mini surf boards, man."
So a huge thanks to alex for the amount of relief i felt all because of his even stupider comment. one word, folks. hero. soon afterwards alex and i started deciding carefully on the name for our mini shark because we each got one. the end.

P.S. BIRTHDAY WANT.

D’awwwwwwww

Just look at those giant fluffy feet and toes.

one fedora per crew.

Darrell makes me watch workaholics and i like it so life's not all that bad! one fedora per crew is the rule though.

my bad knee hurt just watching this.

I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say "what's the magic word?" and I'd say "abracadabra" and she'd say "you're why dad left."

birthday want.

cool.

i love when a man can pull off a fedora.

HEY, MEN THAT LOOK LIKE THIS: YUP.

we are all government mules.

as i lay at home super ill today, i watched this. it was extremely fascinating to me mostly because i love this type of shit. the validity, however, is always in question but i believe that anything is possible and so i will keep an open mind. it's hard to believe that earth holds the only known life in the universe and/or beyond. therefore this movie's theory wouldn't surprise me... plus spacecrafts would be fun to drive around. id trade in. i mean it's simple science, right?

Umm, this is eerily similar to a party i went to once awhile back at nolan's. except the floor was mad tilted so i felt high all night. crazy.

Scott Caan - He’s actually standing in 4 Inches of water

PAUL

fantastic. laughed a lot in this one. LOVE the cast. check it out.