holy ryan in a suit, batman.

holy knit one pearl two.

guess who's sorry for the absence? me.

between packing and working, my friend, nadine informs me that this blog had taken a backseat to nothing. i felt pretty guilty this morning, i wanted to stop packing and just dedicate hours to blogging today (its my first day off in over 13 days) but i am running out of time and still have no where to live.

i'll be back to making google search tired of looking for stupid shit to blog about in no time. promise.

Many people dont know this but when you sit next to a talker at the Orpheum Theatre you're allowed to hit them in the face and move seats. It's in the ticket fine print.

Due to overwhelming demand for tickets, the Tosh.0 star will now perform twice at the Orpheum Theatre on Aug. 13 -- the original show at 7 p.m. and a new late show at 10 p.m. Tickets to ($35 and $45)

Ticketmaster.ca.

for really?

what kind of loser trips and falls on a 'deep woods' hike?

I want to change my name on facebook to 'nobody' so when someone posts something stupid, I can click like and it will say 'nobody likes this'.

but fuck that for this because everybody likes Louis CK.

I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, especially when someone turns out the lights while I'm still in the bathroom.

Zero: In a world that judges people by their number, Zero faces constant prejudice and persecution. He walks a lonely path until a chance encounter changes his life forever: he meets a female zero. Together they prove that through determination, courage, and love, nothing can be truly something. beautiful.

a little Theophilus London

i want to crawl into this video and take a vacation.

if you have an iphone you need to download the free app SONGIFY.

once you get the free app you can buy more packs, i bought the rap pack and the club pack to unlock some more great tunes to songify but it does come with some free songs to try out. You can also check out recent and top songs created by other users. YOU MUST GO TO RECENT and check out my brother Dave's song called NACHO, its about Dave and his fiancee Lisa's bulldog Nacho -the full time asshole, not about a plate of cheesy nachos and if you don't mind please rate it, preferably 5 stars. Its really good.

i cant stop layin tracks!!!!

when a dude rests his sunglasses on the back of his neck, you gotta go around to punch him in the face, but it's worth it.

i feel bad for the remote.

Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when i do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog...

(((((crickets)))))

i wish my vagina had a 'delete history' button.

 

this years halloween costume? YUP.