Friday, September 2, 2011

Sorry about all the typos lately, gays.

Still homeless, still an asshole. nothing further to report... as you were.

Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job.



birthday want.


you just have no idea how much id use this shark face mask!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011


maybe i should find a place to live here.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


this is very informative.

Monday, August 29, 2011

awesome kong.

tomb raider E3



gamer nerd alert. i just creamed my panties watching this. i imagine i am gonna slip right off the couch when it's time to play it. weee


Sunday, August 28, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011


this should have gone on for at least another 10 minutes. -f.m

Thursday, August 25, 2011

i miss logan and veronica


"i have to go." seriously veronica!

if this was real life, she'd have run home and masturbated furiously.  just like i did.