cup of cheese. cup of cheese.

im going to do this to nads.

why cant i find a decent place to live?

dumpsters starting at 875./mo.

you remember portishead. well, i love them and i really like this rendition of glory box.

Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in 6 seconds, so it doesn't get weird.

Listen, I maybe a gamer nerd, but I have sex. Just ask my boyfriend (please dont ask my boyfriend.)

i miss my buddies.

"Nobody Move!" -19th century photographer.

Sorry about all the typos lately, gays.

Still homeless, still an asshole. nothing further to report... as you were.

Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job.

birthday want.

you just have no idea how much id use this shark face mask!

maybe i should find a place to live here.

this is very informative.

awesome kong.

tomb raider E3

gamer nerd alert. i just creamed my panties watching this. i imagine i am gonna slip right off the couch when it's time to play it. weee